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Banned to Alaska

Posted: March 18, 2009 7:22 p.m.
Updated: March 19, 2009 4:30 a.m.

Luckily, we came across this notion of moving all the folks Ms. Eisenberg finds distasteful ("Alaska should secede," Letters, March 3) off to the frozen tundra of Alaska before it was too late to cancel my gym membership and paper delivery.

We haven't been able to connect all the dots, but going by her short list, I seem to be doomed to whale blubber and long dark nights.

But rest assured we, with the leadership of Rush and Sarah, will soon have a hard-working society full of large and small businesses that will hook up the sled dogs (or what ever form of transportation they use up there, I think I saw sled dogs in a picture once) and get to work.

If, for whatever reason, we have to take along Rod Blagojevich, Bernard Madoff and most of the president's front-runners for cabinet posts, so be it - we will build a cold, uncomfortable jail house.

And as for "Joe the Plumber" I'm sure there are plenty of frozen pipes that need fixin'.

By the way, as far as all those other "scoundrels," we'll trade you Rachel Maddox, Chris Matthews, John Boston and Keith Olbermann for Ann Coulter. Seems fair.


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