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St. Patrick’s Day


Posted: March 16, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: March 16, 2014 2:00 a.m.

St. Patrick's Day is fast approaching. It's the time of green beer, green hats, Irish music, parades, and limericks.

Exactly why limericks seem always to be associated with this special day escapes me but it doesn't really matter. I just enjoy them.

Here are some that I've written with the hope that readers may enjoy them.


A lady we know from Valencia

May have had early dementia

She went out on the town

In a cellophane gown

And everyone paid great attencia.


Knot Happy

Some seniors we know have the blues

Though it's not a condition they choose

They can't seem to invent

A way to get bent

Down, to tie up their shoes.


A Wee Glass

"I'm no alcoholic," said Keating

"Though I drink a pint every seating,

I may be a drunk

Like everyone thunk

But I never go to a meeting."


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