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Mother’s Day


Posted: May 11, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: May 11, 2014 2:00 a.m.

Yes, every year it's just the same

Those silly husbands blush in shame

When as the days all fly away

Our hero's know not what to say


Now in panic, gosh, what a lark

He'll rush to get to his Hallmark

He'll even take the old discards

Just let him see those stupid cards


Now card in hand he leaves the store

He needs a gift, oh what a chore

What should it be? What does she like?

Some tools perhaps? Some boots to hike?


So ok now, he'll think this through

It shouldn't be so hard to do

A vacuum cleaner, that's the thing

Then she can clean and also sing


He has a sudden premonish

Perhaps that will not fit her wish?

Our boy is bright, there is no doubt

D'ya think his head could use a clout


He's going to think it through again

Why does it have to be a pain?

He's tempted to just get a bike

Men have no clue what women like


He's off to Sears, he can't lose there

Hmm, lingerie, he feels so square

He's too embarrassed now to browse

Why on earth did he make those vows?


Enough's enough, oh now he's mad

This story's tragic and so sad

Forget the gift he sternly shouts

But knows that he can't bear her pouts


Now he's resolved. It must be done

She is the mother of his son

He throws all caution to the side

He must go through, he cannot hide


To the jewelers he must go

To buy a gift so all will know

That he is really not a cad

He can't have friends think he's so bad


His mouth is dry so he can't speak

Can he get through this, knees so weak?

With shaking hands and sweaty feet

He picks a ring, the deals complete


He's very glad of his success

As he's avoided one big mess

Now he can feel proud once again

And feel like he's a handsome swain


Today's the day, it's here at last

His card and gift were quite a blast

Now loves rekindled we can say

A very Happy Mother's Day!


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