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Let’s hear it for government climate intervention

Posted: June 10, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: June 10, 2014 2:00 a.m.

It was just so exciting to read how the White House and EPA will save the planet despite those nasty and ridiculous global warming and climate change deniers.

What wasn’t mentioned was our profound indebtedness to Al Gore for discovering global warming after he “invented” the Internet.

And, of course, “global warming” became “climate change” after the planet started to cool again. And we owe so much to those climate change monitors checking out the “ice melt” down near the South Pole.

Unfortunately, their ship got stuck in the ice, for some strange unexplainable reason, and had to be towed out.

And as we face this brand new climate change issue we’re still waiting for an answer as to why there could ever be a country named Greenland right next to Iceland in the Arctic area.

Perhaps the climate has actually warmed and cooled in the past millennia ... even before Al Gore?



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