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Obama qualifies for Nobel Prize

Posted: October 16, 2009 4:42 p.m.
Updated: October 17, 2009 4:55 a.m.
I guess the first president who won the prize was sure a peaceful man. Theodore Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill and killed as many Cubans as he could. I’m sure that qualified him for the prize.

Woodrow Wilson kept us out of the Great War until he got us in and we killed as many Germans as we could. That for sure qualified him for the prize.

Now we have the third one to win the prize.

I’m still trying to figure out what President Barack Obama killed to qualify for the prize. Oh yeah: “It’s the economy stupid.” Dead, just not buried yet!

Or maybe it was the clunkers. He wiped a bunch of them out. Well, Nobel invented dynamite and that sure has wiped out a bunch of everything, so I guess it’s appropriate.

I’m sure sorry Mother Teresa has passed away. Why can’t they give it posthumously?                


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